Monday, August 07, 2006

UPS! pobre Blanca Nieves

Resulta que Hércules, Blancanieves y Quasimodo se encontraban una tarde tomando una copa. Hércules comenta: "Todos dicen que soy el mortal más fuerte de la Tierra, pero no sé cómo pueda probarlo, esto siempre me ha preocupado" Blancanieves le responde: "Tienes razón, a mi me pasa lo mismo, todos dicen que soy la mujer más bella del mundo pero... ¿Cómo saber si es verdad?" Quasimodo agrega: "Sí, todos dicen que soy la persona más fea y deforme del planeta" De pronto, Blancanieves tiene una idea y dice: "Amigos, tengo la solución. Rezaremos esta noche a Dios pidiéndole que nos revele la verdad" A la mañana siguiente se encuentran los tres en un restaurante para desayunar y Hércules dice: "He hablado con Dios y él me ha dicho que de verdad soy el hombre más fuerte del mundo" Quasimodo dice: "Yo también y me ha confirmado que soy la persona más fea y deforme del planeta" Y Blanca Nieves pregunta Furiosa: ¿Quién Chingados es La MoNo? Ja ja ja!!! Un poquito de egolatría para empezar la semana no???

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At 8/07/2006 01:46:00 PM , Blogger Super E! & Bestia! said...

yo me sabía otra versión del mismo chiste jiji pero esta ME ENCANTÓ!
en fin gracias por seguirle la pista a mis aventuras chapines ... `pues sigo aqui posteando como buena blogger jajaj digo ahora hay más que contar... además esto de seguir mi gira bloggera desde guatemal 2006 me anda gustando
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At 8/07/2006 07:25:00 PM , Blogger Fabrizio said...

Eso se llama tener autoestima mi buena amiga. La verdad que sin ser Dios te prefiero mil veces a esa sosa de Blancanieves que además de andar haciendo quien sabe qué con siete enanos no podía comer manzanas sin atragantarse.
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At 8/07/2006 08:15:00 PM , Blogger Carly said...

Yo también me sé otra versión jajaja... (Elba Esther Gordillo!) saludos desde tu tierra Moniux! abrazote =D

 
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